-What the fuck happened to her belly button!!
-Men....this is for you. (your welcome)
-Opps...Sorry lady that wasn't your baby.
-Fattest man alive marries and then consumates the deal.
-Is this your name?
-This is me.
*That's all you get for today people! My Iphone was decided to go fucking ape shit on me. Its a shame how it's only been an hour and I'm going nuts without it***
P.S. I spelled fucking like fukcing and spell check caught it! How fucking great is that!!